ASTROLOGER JOHN KIRSZENBERG JUST NOW REALIZED THAT STARLINK SATELLITES CANNOT POSSIBLY BE SEEN AT MIDNIGHT!

“Fact check summary: The Starlight Satellites are real.  They have been observed by thousands of people around the world.” John Kirszenberg uses logical fallacies such argumentum ad populum to convince people and himself that he’s right.

Nope. John is wrong and it was just demonstrated with his false assumption about the fake Starlink Satellites. They can no more reflect the light of the sun through the shadow of the Earth than the top of your head can get wet in a rainstorm through an umbrella.

I suspect he’s a reader so I may as well address him directly. He’s a confirmed stalker, after all:

Hey John, you dupe, those orbiting routers are too LOW to reflect the sun. Has it dawned on you yet that you’re a stooge? I’ve noticed that your refutation post is unfinished!

I’ll check back with him in a few hours.

Tim Ozman

By TIM OZMAN

Editor in chief of the Flat Earth Report Host of the Flat Earth Report podcast Tim Ozman has been at the cutting edge of conspiracy analysis and mainstream media deconstruction since 2017. As president of the Infinite Plane Society, he has been the project manager for a number of publicity stunts, performance art events, and a growing think tank comprised of like-minded individuals.

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